This is Not a Photo Blog (Hah!)

garage in Jemez Springs, NM

When I’m not here ↓ I’m making space for writing (Image: Jemez Springs, NM)

You’d be forgiven for thinking otherwise. The 900 pixel wide images dominate each post, and you get a high-rez version on any Retina-screen device. Zoom in on this sucker from your iPad or iPhone, for example, and it stays in focus longer. I’ll bet three people know that. But I’m always taking pictures—it’s a thing I do—and I’d rather have them at JHFARR.COM than send you off to Flickr or whatever. (You can scroll through every image from this blog right here, of course). So there’s that.

But neither is it like unto a magazine or book. I used to publish lengthy online essays on a regular basis—my old GRACK! columns, for example. In fact, I practically invented the format writing for Applelinks and MacAddict. At least one other guy knows that. This is what happens at a certain age, when you look around and 20 million people are having insights you had years ago—hell, even I was 20 once. Those Web columns were real literature, and a lot of them ended up in my first two books. Once I published them, however, I had to pull the online versions off the air. Amazon won’t let you sell content that’s available somewhere else for free.

The point is, unless thousands of people are reading this stuff—in which case I’d sell ads—the blog is only accidentally a primary medium for serious work, like when I’m deeply moved or crazy excited and just have to post something right away, and it turns out to be good. That’s pretty much the essence of blogging, anyway, unless you’re getting paid.

I used to think I had this brilliant plan: I’d just blog all day, and every few months I’d package the best posts into yet another ebook. There are plenty of people doing this right now, mostly with material of a technical or helpful nature. Spontaneous daily writing, however, tends to generate a lot of drivel, entertaining though it may be, and it turned out that I wasn’t producing nearly enough high-quality art that way. Marrying the muse is what she wants, rather than a one-night stand. I even dreamed about this. She was quite explicit! All kinds of wonders emerge from deep commitment—duh—and now we’re at the story of my wacko life: the fact that I had to have gray hair and lizard skin before I understood this and experienced it first-hand.

That’s why someone hit me with a riddle not too long ago: “Do you know how to get a snake out of an anthill?” she asked, trying to be helpful. (Yes, the question bothered me a little, since there are no snakes in anthills anywhere I’ve ever been, but look here at South Africa.) The answer is, you plug up all the holes except one, and that’s the one the snake has to come out of. Now that I think of it, maybe the riddle was on how to catch said snake. At any rate, the snake is two full chapters long and growing.

Such discipline is new for me and I may fail most horribly. Most days I’ll be here regardless, and by all means visit for the photos, too. After all, my favorite part of grade school always was the show-and-tell…

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Life Space

Overlook Park in White Rock, NM

Overlook Park in White Rock, NM, high above the Rio Grande

Don’t fence me in, I said. Don’t make me choose. What if I want something else another time? Who could give up that? And so I never really unpacked anywhere. (Still don’t, just ask my wife.) Rather than making it easier to jump, this means accumulating baggage. All the reasons, rationales, and run-arounds. History repeated, roads not taken. Running from the very thing I ought to wed.

When we check into a motel room, she almost always puts her things inside the drawers. I never ever do that. Just leave it in the bag or suitcase, even at her sister’s house—although the last time there I did relent. What kind of person does this? I’m afraid of putting my clothes down in there… (Who knows what goes on with motel furniture?) And if I leave everything in my bag, I always know where something is, even if I have to root for it. I must be fearful of forgetting, too. The baggage then is me.

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Hummingbird of Doom

strange look from hummingbird

NSA’s got nothin’ on the wrath of Bird

“You must have done something, otherwise it wouldn’t be looking at us like that!” She was right, of course, but so what? Now the Great Avenger of Righteous Karma had us in his sights. You can’t hide from these things, they’re like organic drones from Hell. Poke your eyes out, sew your lips shut, chase you into the gorge! Nothing for it but to get a great big cat and hang the feeder lower.

That’s Taos for you, everyone dies twice. Once before you get here, once again before you leave. The bird is the WORD, chilluns!


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For Behold, Los Ojos in the Flesh!

Los Ojos in Jemez Springs

By the time you get here you’ll be glad you did

Someone said I ought to show you what it looks like. I hope they were right. Now it’ll just fill up with Albuquerque hipsters and the bikers won’t have anywhere to go. Yeah, right. Jemez Springs is nice, though. Quite the decent vibe. The first thing my wife said when we sat down at Los Ojos was, “I’m never going to live here. It’s so FUCKING ISOLATED!” And she almost never swears, so I guess she meant it. We started this trip on New Mexico Rt. 4 at White Rock, where there are actual curbs and such, which might have triggered a “lost civilization” response. (Don’t judge her harshly, she has these throwbacks all the time!)

We both want to go back anyway. It just felt so…nice… and quiet. Not break-ass crazy like up in Taos. A kinder, gentler middle-of-nowhere, at least on Friday afternoon.

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After That We Need a Drink

Los Ojos in Jemez Springs

Deer’s a-watchin’ everything you do

Fortunately, you’ve come to the right place. That would be the Los Ojos Restaurant and Saloon in Jemez Springs, NM. Besides a full bar and dishes like a 2/3 lb cheeseburger with bacon and green chile plus damn good service, there’s the opportunity to appreciate the fine art of taxidermy as you sit surrounded by dead things eating ground up, sliced, baked and fried pieces of recently killed animals of all kinds. Tasty, too! Wash it all down with a big margarita and you’ll be almost ready to drive.

I like this place. Weird but friendly, essentially New Mexican. The burger I had was fine and I would have another, although you’ll find the best in all the land at Sparky’s down in Hatch. Still, if you’re in Jemez Springs, you’ll want to check Los Ojos out. I’d go there almost every day if I lived across the road.

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