John’s Tax Day (with Bighorn)

bighorn ewe

Has nothing to do with the stories below, but what a cool damn photo.

Oh yeah, that time again. And now I’m TurboTax-free! After several years of spending more on the software and filing fees than we owed in actual taxes—is that crazy or what—the final straw was Intuit raising prices once again and also dropping the formerly included state return. So this year I spent pre-emptively, using approximately half of what I would have spent merely for the privilege of filing our tax returns to buy a new printer instead. Oboy!

For the record, the HP ENVY Photo 7155 is a screaming delight. The Canon Pixma 620 (?) it replaced was nothing but a pain in the ass for its entire life, artificially extended with new parts, Googled voodoo, and manual cleanings of the printer head in the kitchen sink to print a single page. The reason I don’t remember the Canon’s exact model name for certain is that I recycled it the other day. Please note that I have never once recycled any electronic devices, due to being very stupid and afraid I’d never be able to buy another damn whatever-it-was. In any case, it’s gone, and I feel oddly lightened. So today I’ll print the forms, do the calculations, and drop the pages in the mail.

Oh yes, the mail. But first, the water. At the beginning of the week, the Llano Quemado Water Association, a private community water utility, decided to put in a water line to a lot across the road where a fine ambitious fellow wants to “build a house,” right next to two tall water towers festooned with all manner of telecommunications gear and scary signs that say to keep away because of dangerous radiation. He dropped by our house once to tell me his plans. I said, “That’s a terrible place to build a house,” but he was undeterred. If I lived that close to those things, I might grow another head.

Be that as it may, the water association guys couldn’t remember where the water line was and had to dig trenches up and down our little dirt road to find it. One of these came close enough to our community mailbox, one of those NDCBU pedestal things (Neighborhood Delivery & Collection Box Units), that the mail lady was afraid to stand behind the unit to put mail in the boxes. (“I might fall in…”) We only discovered this after receiving no mail for three days and checking in at the Ranchos Post Office, as no one had bothered to put up a sign. The kicker was that we had outgoing bill payments gathering dust in the same NDCBU and were told there was nothing the post office could do to retrieve them.

Nothing???

Nothing. Not a damned thing. No mail, no pick-up, sorry.

I had a yelling fit with both the mail lady and the supervisor, right there in the lobby, and drove back home to see if I could stand behind the mailbox safely, which of course I could. I posted a complaint at the USPS national website, which directed it to the very post office I was freaking out about and that’s the way that goes. New Mexico wins all the time, in any case.

Mail service is now restored. Progress marches on.

John Hamilton Farr lives in Taos, New Mexico, U.S.A. with his classical pianist wife. “Possibly the only place I can get away with this,” he says. As New York Times best-selling author James C. Moore (Bush’s Brain) put it in a review of John’s first book, Buffalo Lights is the work of a man attuned to the world who sees it differently than you and I and writes about it with a language and a vision of life that is impossible to ignore.” John is the author of BUFFALO LIGHTS, TAOS SOUL, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE, and THE HELEN CHRONICLES. He has been publishing online since 1996 (Zoo Zone, Farr Site, MacFaust, GRACK!, FarrFeed) and blogs regularly here at JHFARR.COM. See also → John’s Twitter profile, Amazon Author Page, video channel at YouTube, and website photos at SmugMug. To email John, please see CONTACT INFO on About page.  

  • vicky Zillioux April 13, 2018, 11:05 AM

    did that supervisor person used to work at the MVD? I noticed that everyone at MVD is kind and helpful now. That other one must have gone someplace else for a job. maybe shes at the ranchos post office now. Great photo by the way.

    • JHF April 13, 2018, 10:42 PM

      “Everyone” at MVD? When I took my new (used) truck in to get it titled and licensed about a month ago, the awful lady refused to do the required inspection (consisting of reading the VIN and comparing it with the number on the title) because it was too windy, saying that, “I have to open the door, and the wind might blow it shut, causing me an injury.” I offered to hold it for her, but no go. When I went back after the weekend, it was still windy and much colder, but the clerk I had this time walked right outside without even putting on her coat and did the job in about 30 seconds.

      But no, I don’t think the Ranchos Post Office supervisor changed jobs! 🙂 Incidentally, when I told the carrier someone should have at least put up a sign, she said: “How???”

      Paper?

      Pen or pencil??

      Tape???

  • M.J. April 15, 2018, 9:44 PM

    Be careful not to offend, she’s not a “mail lady” but a “mail person”. She must have been across the street standing under the radiation signs too long. Government workers make every excuse not to work. I wish I had thought of idiotic excuses like that not to do my job. Oh wait I was an educator with a brain that could problem solve. Glad you finally got your mail. Thanks for the tip of a great printer that actually works!

    • JHF April 15, 2018, 10:41 PM

      She’s a very nice young lady, I think. Possibly intimidated by management—the institutional culture of a workplace that teaches people not to use their own initiative but stick to the rules. This don’t-do-any-more-than-absolutely-necessary attitude is typical of certain bureaucratic fiefdoms where the people in charge are very sensitive to criticism.

      The printer? I’m happy with it so far. I totally hate printers, but maybe I just needed to buy a newer model. This one cost about $75 and was very easy to set up with our Macs.

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