How to Stop Worrying

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You’re welcome

Oh, you clicked on that, did you? Probably means you’re a worrier, hah! Well, I don’t know. Why do you think I posted this in the “Mystery” category at 3:00 a.m.? We can try replacing worry with something else, I guess. Heroin, maybe, or a plate of steaming hot waffles soaking in high-fructose syrup with slabs of melting butter on top and a big glass of ice-cold milk. A new motorcycle magazine. A trip to Colorado in a stolen Jeep. Would you believe, I rejected a house because there wasn’t a decent place to park a motorcycle. Oh sure. But what am I supposed to do, roll it into the living room like I was twenty-four? I can’t do that, I have a wife, for Christ’s sake. The funny thing is, I don’t even own a motorcycle. Seems like I should wait until I have more coming in so I can pay for those replacement parts. Mine, not the bike’s. [There he goes again.] But what if I’m too old? Use it or lose it, they say. What if I already lost it? Would a Ducati Scrambler bring it back? No, wait, we need a house. That better not be gum disease, I can’t afford another implant. Now see, I’m not doing this right.

John Hamilton Farr lives in Taos, New Mexico, U.S.A. with his classical pianist wife. “Possibly the only place I can get away with this,” he says. As New York Times best-selling author James C. Moore (Bush’s Brain) put it in a review of John’s first book, Buffalo Lights is the work of a man attuned to the world who sees it differently than you and I and writes about it with a language and a vision of life that is impossible to ignore.” John is the author of BUFFALO LIGHTS, TAOS SOUL, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE, and THE HELEN CHRONICLES. He has been publishing online since 1996 (Zoo Zone, Farr Site, MacFaust, GRACK!, FarrFeed) and blogs regularly here at JHFARR.COM. See also → John’s Twitter profile, Amazon Author Page, video channel at YouTube, and website photos at SmugMug. To email John, please see CONTACT INFO on About page.  

  • Sherry February 9, 2016, 9:32 AM

    I hate it when you do that.

    • JHF February 9, 2016, 10:57 AM

      It’s back. Some changes.

  • George February 9, 2016, 10:48 AM

    Damn.. that email teaser got me out of bed, and now what? Back to bed I guess.

    • JHF February 9, 2016, 10:58 AM

      Hey George! Yeah, it was kinda funny, too. See above reply.

      • George February 9, 2016, 11:03 AM

        I actually laughed out loud reading the email notification. Usually when I wake up in the morning, it’s, “Oh shit, now what?”

        • JHF February 9, 2016, 2:28 PM

          I might put it back up. Processing another experience at the moment.

  • judyinboston February 9, 2016, 2:29 PM

    Real maple syrup! None of that high-fructose sh__.

    • JHF February 9, 2016, 3:50 PM

      It’s okay. You can say “shit” here. George just did. Of course, he’s in Seattle.

  • Pete February 10, 2016, 8:32 PM

    John – you nailed that photo.
    Pete

    • JHF February 10, 2016, 11:07 PM

      Hey, thanks! Started out as a PhotoBooth shot on my iMac, finished up with Photoshop CC and camera RAW filter.

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