You have to admit, you don’t see something like this very often. I’ve been around quite a long time, and I can safely say I’ve never gone down the road behind a Colorado beans truck. For that matter, I don’t know if I’ve ever eaten any Colorado beans or why I’d want to, but now I’m curious. “Colorado beans!” Kind of rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it?
Where do they grow beans in Colorado? I mean, these can’t be mountain beans, can they? Although that sounds even better! (Fart your way up some fourteeners, chilluns.) They can’t be eastern Colorado beans, the only things that grow there are cows, wheat, tumbleweeds, and dust. Mostly dust, though. See what I mean? The more I think about it, the weirder it gets. When we drive to Iowa, the first state we cross is Colorado. I’ll see if I can spot some beans next time.