Why can’t I do it? Oh, but I can. JUST LOOK AT THAT!
For now I leave you with the mountain and the spoken introduction to a song I just discovered, “Jesus Built My Hotrod,” by Ministry. I wish I could play it for you here. (I found it on Spotify.) Great throbbing bass thrash chrome death music!
Soon I discovered
that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect
previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden
I found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that I could do
was ding a ding dang
my dang a long ling long
And then, BOOM BANGAWANGA BOOM-BOOM BANGAWANGA for five whole minutes on mostly one chord! I haven’t played this for my wife yet, because I love her.