He Still Likes It

2001 Dodge Dakota

Your gentle reminder that I photoshopped the fake license plate above

About ten days ago (?) we had a little snow. Just a few inches, and it was quickly gone. The drought-parched soil soaked up the melt water so fast, it was like the slush was only visiting. While it was here, though, the Dakota got “stuck” backing up the hill. The rear tires simply couldn’t get enough traction, and look at them! Undeterred, I turned the tiny dashboard switch from “2WD” to “4HI” (4WD, high range), teased the gas a little, and damn if it didn’t climb right out of there. That 100 foot stretch was the total extent of all the four-wheel-drive driving I have ever done and I am sold.

This is no ordinary 17-year-old compact truck. Purchased originally via special order, it came from the factory without any extra chrome or decals. (I didn’t know one could do that.) Nothing external screams “4X4!” or fanboy slogans, yet it’s actually a Sport Plus optioned to the gills. It has the 16-inch alloy wheels, for example. When I peered underneath to check the spare, I was astonished to see the fifth wheel was a pristine alloy one as well and sported a brand new, unused tire of the same make and vintage as the others. I’ve never in my life bought five new tires, but the last owner did. Usually the spare on a used truck is a bald piece of crap mounted on a rusty old steel wheel that never matches anything.

Speaking of rust, I’ve found some more. For a truck that lived in northern Illinois, you’d surely think so. The chrome plating on the tailpipes has a few brown spots, for example, but nothing I can’t live with. So the adventure is going rather well. Now I have the means to haul stuff from the moldering ruin in the background. This potential is going to shift some factors in our favor. Even if I’m wrong, it still sounds wonderful and I don’t care.

John Hamilton Farr lives in Taos, New Mexico, U.S.A. with his classical pianist wife. “Possibly the only place I can get away with this,” he says. As New York Times best-selling author James C. Moore (Bush’s Brain) put it in a review of John’s first book, Buffalo Lights is the work of a man attuned to the world who sees it differently than you and I and writes about it with a language and a vision of life that is impossible to ignore.” John is the author of BUFFALO LIGHTS, TAOS SOUL, ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE, and THE HELEN CHRONICLES. He has been publishing online since 1996 (Zoo Zone, Farr Site, MacFaust, GRACK!, FarrFeed) and blogs regularly here at JHFARR.COM. See also → John’s Twitter profile, Amazon Author Page, video channel at YouTube, and website photos at SmugMug. To email John, please see CONTACT INFO on About page.  

  • PamInRanchos March 7, 2018, 1:18 PM

    Glad you got to try it out! Hope for more slush this month and next.

    • JHF March 9, 2018, 2:56 PM

      No! 🙂

      • PamInRanchos March 9, 2018, 3:33 PM

        …but we really need the moisture.

        • JHF March 9, 2018, 3:39 PM

          “We really need the moisture” is the local mantra, all right, and of course you’re correct. I’ve really gotten used to not fighting the mud on these dirt roads, however. That’s all I mean.

  • judy March 7, 2018, 1:26 PM

    A fine-looking vehicle.

    • JHF March 9, 2018, 2:57 PM

      It’s really a big V-8 with wheels, but it sure is nice.

  • M.J. March 12, 2018, 8:38 AM

    I really miss my silver dodge truck. My daughter called it the “hover craft”. My husband gave it to my son when his truck died. I’ve been lost without it ever since. I am determined to replace my fancy car with another truck just like it. I always need to pick up something or haul away stuff. Glad you are enjoying yours. You really need one in N.M.

    • JHF March 15, 2018, 1:02 PM

      I love the V-8 (4.7L) and automatic transmission in this thing. Seventeen years old and only 93k miles. It’s fun to drive. On the road, I forget I’m driving a truck. We think buying this will help us find a house. Don’t ask me how that works, but I believe it.

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